23 January 2014
" Jaw Dropping Situations”
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
JERRY: Tonight for the Jerry Springer show we now have a particularly interesting episode! Gertrude is here to finally concede something to a long-time good friend of his Ophelia. And so everyone please put the hands together to get Gertrude!
JERRY: Okay, now Gertrude if you're here to talk about someone aren't you?
JERRY: And precisely what is this various other person's term?
The masses SQUEALS with delight.
JERRY: Ok, okay, well Claudius, is really here tonight...
The group SQUEALS once again.
JERRY: But first we have a bg surpise for you Gertrude, because as it happens there is certainly someone else in this article to see YOU! So let's bring out... Polonius!
GERTRUDE: What the HELL!!!
Away of no place Gertrude drags out a dagger. Polonius reaches pertaining to the seat. Out of the shadows Hamlet appears.
HAMLET: Hang on everybody hang on!
JERRY: Yes, everybody discussing just relax for a moment here. Initial tell us how come you're right here Polonius.
POLONIUS: Because I could see Gertrude and Hamlet producing out in your bed chambers!
The crowd will go absolutely OUTRAGEOUS.
HAMLET: This is a lie!
JERRY: (raising his hands) Hold on, hang on, I'm missing the problem here... what exactly IS the problem Polonius?
POLONIUS: Because my own daughter Ophelia has recently become engaged to Hamlet.
The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic enjoyment.
JERRY: Okay, okay. Well why don't we deliver Ophelia out here because Gertrude got something that that they needed to explain anyway regarding... Claudius you got it!
POLONIUS: (enters onto stage) What's the deal? I saw you outside getting hired on with Gertrude!
OPHELIA: (screams) What? Why on earth did anyone asks me to marry you if you're deeply in love with Gertrude!
HAMLET: Because I knew that I could never have Gertrude.
OPEHLIA: Oh my god! Will you be out of the...